Fairy Homewrecker

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

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nsfwhumor:

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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I was doing so well! Then you decide to text me and make me respond, only to ignore me again. Why?! Ffs!

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