kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via scarletwitchhh)

aerienette:

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aerienette:

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"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."

(via sassyfag)

This

(via your-daisyfreshgirl)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via mrfrodo)

pirouettesintopurgatory:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

(via mrfrodo)

s00tball:

Wow
"Your story is still waiting to be written."
william chapman (via
psych-facts)
"The realest people don’t have a lot of friends."
Tupac (via ieao)

(Source: blvcknvy, via neverdidcollide)

thirstfollower:

me introducing myself on the first day of school:

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(via sleepingdeath)

iplayydirtyy:

xo

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via kristnstwert)

poppunkmutants:

but have you considered:

  • strong females who don’t denounce femininity or being girly
  • strong females who are “like every other girl” bc why the hell not girls are rad
  • strong females who tear down the culture of girls hating on other girls
  • strong females who are proud to be feminists
  • strong females who support and acknowledge trans women
  • strong females who understand that being strong isn’t synonymous with manly or with “acting like a man”

(via sleepingdeath)

danielodowd:

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